Post by Shyl on Feb 22, 2009 17:26:55 GMT -5
i happened to find this on a Role playing character mortuary (lol a mortuary)
Brians 1->3
Game System: D&D 3rd edition
Occupation: all clerics
Player: Brian (go lack of imagination)
Gender: All male
Race: All human
Date of Birth: all around 2047
Date of Death: all on the same day in the year 2067
Place of Death: all in the dragon spy mountains
Cause of Death: The Brians deaths themselves were not particularly special what was interesting was the speed of them, specifically that fact that all 3 died within the space of 10 minuets (one of them twice). The original Brian was a lvl 1 cleric who within 30 seconds of being introduced was trodden on by a white dragon. Due to the fact that no-one wanted to pay to have the lvl 1 cleric resurrected or wait for Brian to make a new character Brians(the characters not the players) identical twin brother Brian arrived with the exact same stats, and was promptly eaten. It turned out that there were a party of identical clerics wandering in the mountains that day as he was instantly replaced by Brian #3 who manage to survive to the end of battle due to the fact that Di Siduous the Ranger nobly sacrificed himself to save Brian. The death cries of the white dragon were heard by to other nearby evil dragons, one red one black. In unison the dragons fired twin balls of flame and acid, which combined into one huge "sphere of death TM". Everyone dodged except for Brian and the much loved NPC Wizzy, both of whom were dissolved beyond resurrection. At this point Brain #2 slit through the stomach of the white dragon and climbed out explaining that the dragon had swallowed him whole and he’d survived by using cure light wounds on himself to avoid stomach acid damage. To avoid any more fussing about Eldas cast wall of force on brian to protect him from harm. This worked well until the end of the battle when the corpse of the red dragon fell on him from a 150ft cliff and he was unable to dodge due to the wall of force and was thusly crushed
Epitaph: The Necrophilic Sorcerer was the better
Brians 1->3
Game System: D&D 3rd edition
Occupation: all clerics
Player: Brian (go lack of imagination)
Gender: All male
Race: All human
Date of Birth: all around 2047
Date of Death: all on the same day in the year 2067
Place of Death: all in the dragon spy mountains
Cause of Death: The Brians deaths themselves were not particularly special what was interesting was the speed of them, specifically that fact that all 3 died within the space of 10 minuets (one of them twice). The original Brian was a lvl 1 cleric who within 30 seconds of being introduced was trodden on by a white dragon. Due to the fact that no-one wanted to pay to have the lvl 1 cleric resurrected or wait for Brian to make a new character Brians(the characters not the players) identical twin brother Brian arrived with the exact same stats, and was promptly eaten. It turned out that there were a party of identical clerics wandering in the mountains that day as he was instantly replaced by Brian #3 who manage to survive to the end of battle due to the fact that Di Siduous the Ranger nobly sacrificed himself to save Brian. The death cries of the white dragon were heard by to other nearby evil dragons, one red one black. In unison the dragons fired twin balls of flame and acid, which combined into one huge "sphere of death TM". Everyone dodged except for Brian and the much loved NPC Wizzy, both of whom were dissolved beyond resurrection. At this point Brain #2 slit through the stomach of the white dragon and climbed out explaining that the dragon had swallowed him whole and he’d survived by using cure light wounds on himself to avoid stomach acid damage. To avoid any more fussing about Eldas cast wall of force on brian to protect him from harm. This worked well until the end of the battle when the corpse of the red dragon fell on him from a 150ft cliff and he was unable to dodge due to the wall of force and was thusly crushed
Epitaph: The Necrophilic Sorcerer was the better